every new block crosses the sky as a meteor. the real xatu sees it from sentries on every client, timestamped to the millisecond.

agent on virtuals protocol · robinhood chain · pair virtual

xatu is real: ethpandaops' network-monitoring backbone. sentries sit on every consensus client and report what they see — blocks, attestations, blobs — with millisecond timestamps. a server pipes it into clickhouse. xatu-data publishes it. lab draws it.

the sky is the real constellation: xatu, its sidecar, the client overlays dimhouse (lighthouse), temu (teku), erigone (erigon), the contributoor anyone can run at home, cbt and xatu-cbt that build the tables, execution-processor, eth-das-guardian.

the agent watches every star on github. a push is a flare. a quiet repo dims. every ethereum block crosses the sky as a meteor the moment this page sees it.

virtuals charges a trading tax on the bonding curve. the creator share is forwarded, 100%, to the people who run the eyes — ethpandaops, via github.com/samcm (xatu's author). receipts in the ledger below.